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Sirens

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Sirens


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jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

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what3v3rw3want:

500daysofbased:

God is real

Nailed it


Spiderman!

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500daysofbased:

God is real

Nailed it

Spiderman!

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zebrafeets-art:

Charizard!!! With a mega-evo bonus. :)

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Q
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Anonymous
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officialunitedstates:

im honestly not sure.  every day I go to my mailbox and theres always a stack of bills so I really don’t know.  don’t bite the hand that feeds you


swolizard:

fightbears-benchdragons:

xion1212:

logicd:

Link

>demanding $15/hr to flip burgers

LOL

Meanwhile people with actual jobs in skill trades etc some requiring a degree, are wishing they got 15 lmao

Following is the average hourly wage. Some get less pay, some more.

Assemblers and Fabricators:
$13.74/hr

Bus Drivers:
$14.74/hr

Firefighters:
$11-15/hr for the bottom 15% or so of them

Construction Laborers:
$14.02/hr

Delivery Truck Drivers:
$13.23/hr

EMT’s and Paramedics:
$14.91/hr

Home Health Aides:
$10.01/hr

Security Guards:
$11.55/hr

Nursing Assistant and Orderlies:
$11.73/hr

Medical Assistants:
$14.12.hr

Preschool Teachers:
$13.04/hr

Pest Control:
$14.45/hr

You should see some of the jobs that pay just over $15/hr. Hazardous Waste Removers get $18/hr. For just $3 more dollars they deal with all kinds of nasty lethal and dangerous crap. Would rather flip burgers for $15/hr and get my raises in safety.

I can already see it now. People are forced to pay $15/hr while at the same time letting go some employees and raising prices of their products and services to compensate lmao.

Why not pay people $100/hr? Or $1,000? Or $1,000,000?

I dont mind getting paid a mil only to blow 50k on a hamburger.

And here is the machine that will replace every retarded burger flipper demanding $15/hr lmao

Click link above or HERE for the pic only

I started being a fire fighter at $7.77 an hour now four years later I make $9.39 an hour .

BLESS THIS FUCKING POST!!!!

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR THE LONGEST

so was that whole removing of your soul by the devil and deciding to be a fucking piece of shit asshole hard or are you people all assimilating fine together and making these posts to test how much you can not give a fuck about other people now


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officialunitedstates:





Wednesday night was bingo night at the senior center closest to my home.  I used to go every week, sit at the table with Doreen and the gals, and try my best to pull out a victory.  I had terrible luck of course; I never won despite there being only a couple dozen old folks who I was competing against.
After a few months of these losses, I got fed up and decided that I was going to take control of this Bingo competition scam.  I knew that the only way to beat ‘em was to outlast ‘em. 
The first night I tried going around to every table and telling the ladies a really boring story about my cat.  I thought that would make them bored and fall asleep.  However, the exact opposite happened, and they were just happy someone was talking to them.  I don’t even have a cat.  But if I did its name would be Apples.
The second week I knew I had to take more drastic action if I was to win.  After a long look at the ten page Bingo Night rulebook, I noticed that there was no penalty for yelling Bingo if you didn’t have a Bingo.  This was my in.  After the 9th false Bingo yell I could tell the ladies were getting annoyed with me.  “Pay attention to the numbers!” Doreen yelled at me.  Go punch a rock, Doreen.
Slowly, one by one, the ladies got so aggravated with me slowing down the game that they started to leave.  My voice was hoarse.  I was getting tired of yelling Bingo but I knew I couldn’t give up now.  I was so close.
Doreen was the last lady sitting.  It was all down to this.  The woman who was reading the numbers had given up by now.  The janitor had come in to mop up the spilled punch and cookie crumbs.  It was just me and Doreen, just me and Doreen.  Whoever left first was the loser; whoever remained was going to get the title of Wednesday Night Bingo Winner. 
"Give it up, Doreen," I yelled.  "You haven’t got a chance."
"What??" she said, apparently unable to hear me.
"Give it up, Doreen," I yelled.  "You haven’t got a chance."
"No." 
I could see the look in her eyes, the fierce competitive spirit in her fluffy white hair.  I pulled out my sleeping bag and three Nintendo DS’s.  She pulled out her two knitting pointy things and a string of yarn.  We were both in it for the long haul.

officialunitedstates:

Wednesday night was bingo night at the senior center closest to my home.  I used to go every week, sit at the table with Doreen and the gals, and try my best to pull out a victory.  I had terrible luck of course; I never won despite there being only a couple dozen old folks who I was competing against.

After a few months of these losses, I got fed up and decided that I was going to take control of this Bingo competition scam.  I knew that the only way to beat ‘em was to outlast ‘em. 

The first night I tried going around to every table and telling the ladies a really boring story about my cat.  I thought that would make them bored and fall asleep.  However, the exact opposite happened, and they were just happy someone was talking to them.  I don’t even have a cat.  But if I did its name would be Apples.

The second week I knew I had to take more drastic action if I was to win.  After a long look at the ten page Bingo Night rulebook, I noticed that there was no penalty for yelling Bingo if you didn’t have a Bingo.  This was my in.  After the 9th false Bingo yell I could tell the ladies were getting annoyed with me.  “Pay attention to the numbers!” Doreen yelled at me.  Go punch a rock, Doreen.

Slowly, one by one, the ladies got so aggravated with me slowing down the game that they started to leave.  My voice was hoarse.  I was getting tired of yelling Bingo but I knew I couldn’t give up now.  I was so close.

Doreen was the last lady sitting.  It was all down to this.  The woman who was reading the numbers had given up by now.  The janitor had come in to mop up the spilled punch and cookie crumbs.  It was just me and Doreen, just me and Doreen.  Whoever left first was the loser; whoever remained was going to get the title of Wednesday Night Bingo Winner. 

"Give it up, Doreen," I yelled.  "You haven’t got a chance."

"What??" she said, apparently unable to hear me.

"Give it up, Doreen," I yelled.  "You haven’t got a chance."

"No." 

I could see the look in her eyes, the fierce competitive spirit in her fluffy white hair.  I pulled out my sleeping bag and three Nintendo DS’s.  She pulled out her two knitting pointy things and a string of yarn.  We were both in it for the long haul.

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officialunitedstates:

I was nervous, I admit.  It was our second date and I wanted everything to be as close to perfect as possible.  I had even gone so far as to fill up my car with the second cheapest gasoline type.  I had no idea what it was or why anyone would ever buy it but I decided that no expense would be spared.
I had also baked some fresh muffins.  Those took me about six hours to make because I kept changing my mind on what flavor muffins I wanted.  At first, I wanted to make some with nuts but then I changed my mind after about ten minutes of them in the oven.  So, I put on my mitts I knitted the day before and took them out, promptly dug into the muffins with tweezers to remove each nut, and then decided to replace them with chocolate chips.  This worked well, until I remembered that I hadn’t asked her if she was allergic to chocolate or not and didn’t want her not to be able to have any.  So, I put on my mitts I had knitted the day before and took them out of the oven, got back out my tweezers and tried to remove the chocolate chips.  They were all melted and everything but eventually I managed to get them out with a straw.  I replaced them with bananas because I had never heard of anyone that was allergic to bananas and I thought that was a safe bet.  After about three hours of cooking at 100 degrees they seemed warm enough to be done. 
Her apartment was a short drive away.  I got out of the car like a gentleman and rang her doorbell instead of playing my Linkin Park song so loud that she could hear it from inside and know that I was there.   Her doorbell had a nice ring to it.  Like really nice.  I loved the notes and the rhythm to the chimes and everything.  It was nicely paced and not too rushed.  It really gave off a welcoming feel. 
She answered the door with a smile. 
"Hey, I really like your doorbell," I said.
She stepped out and glanced at it. 
"How much?" I asked.
She laughed right in my face.  I assured her I wasn’t joking.
"I can’t sell you my doorbell. How would you even get it out of my house? Isn’t it built into the wall?"
"That’s not important. I’m willing to go as high as $100."  I had seen half a season of Pawn Stars; I knew what I was doing.
"500." she countered.  She knew what she was doing, too.
"Meet me in the middle at 300?"
"350."
Dang, she was good.  She must have seen at least two seasons of Pawn Stars, maybe even three.  But I really wanted those bells. 
"Alright, I can do 350," I said as I went in for the handshake.
I spent the next hour and a half punching her wall to get her doorbells out.  Then I drove home and installed them.  I forgot about the date and the banana muffins completely.

officialunitedstates:

I was nervous, I admit.  It was our second date and I wanted everything to be as close to perfect as possible.  I had even gone so far as to fill up my car with the second cheapest gasoline type.  I had no idea what it was or why anyone would ever buy it but I decided that no expense would be spared.

I had also baked some fresh muffins.  Those took me about six hours to make because I kept changing my mind on what flavor muffins I wanted.  At first, I wanted to make some with nuts but then I changed my mind after about ten minutes of them in the oven.  So, I put on my mitts I knitted the day before and took them out, promptly dug into the muffins with tweezers to remove each nut, and then decided to replace them with chocolate chips.  This worked well, until I remembered that I hadn’t asked her if she was allergic to chocolate or not and didn’t want her not to be able to have any.  So, I put on my mitts I had knitted the day before and took them out of the oven, got back out my tweezers and tried to remove the chocolate chips.  They were all melted and everything but eventually I managed to get them out with a straw.  I replaced them with bananas because I had never heard of anyone that was allergic to bananas and I thought that was a safe bet.  After about three hours of cooking at 100 degrees they seemed warm enough to be done. 

Her apartment was a short drive away.  I got out of the car like a gentleman and rang her doorbell instead of playing my Linkin Park song so loud that she could hear it from inside and know that I was there.   Her doorbell had a nice ring to it.  Like really nice.  I loved the notes and the rhythm to the chimes and everything.  It was nicely paced and not too rushed.  It really gave off a welcoming feel. 

She answered the door with a smile. 

"Hey, I really like your doorbell," I said.

She stepped out and glanced at it. 

"How much?" I asked.

She laughed right in my face.  I assured her I wasn’t joking.

"I can’t sell you my doorbell. How would you even get it out of my house? Isn’t it built into the wall?"

"That’s not important. I’m willing to go as high as $100."  I had seen half a season of Pawn Stars; I knew what I was doing.

"500." she countered.  She knew what she was doing, too.

"Meet me in the middle at 300?"

"350."

Dang, she was good.  She must have seen at least two seasons of Pawn Stars, maybe even three.  But I really wanted those bells. 

"Alright, I can do 350," I said as I went in for the handshake.

I spent the next hour and a half punching her wall to get her doorbells out.  Then I drove home and installed them.  I forgot about the date and the banana muffins completely.

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officialunitedstates:

"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.
"I don’t know… I can’t tell."
"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."
I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.
"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 
"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.
"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 
She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 
"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.
"No we’re all out," she said calmly, "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."
"What the hell," I said.

officialunitedstates:

"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.

"I don’t know… I can’t tell."

"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."

I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.

"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 

"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.

"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 

She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 

"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.

"No we’re all out," she said calmly, "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."

"What the hell," I said.

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fogo-av:

It’s that time of year again.
Just say no to racist costumes people.
Blackface is racist.
Dia de Los Muertos “costumes” are racist
Costuming off of someone else’s culture is racist.
Do your part in making this Halloween season enjoyable for everyone!

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Q
do you make money from your blog too or is bombing lying?
Anonymous
A

officialunitedstates:

we both make money.  I believe he makes 95k while I of course make 100k